Phill status

origanly based on a girl who is definetly not perfect, but everyone thinks shes is. used as a compliment.

Boy at waldorf sf: look at her. shes definetly got an almost phill status. 2nd boy at waldorf: yeah i know. I CALL DIBS ON HER!

by elliot dwyer carney January 20, 2009

Turtle Status

when you are waiting on someone to deliver something or drop something off and they are taking for ever to show up or call back.

when murph says he will be over in 10 minutes to give you the money he owes you and still hasn't called and hour later. fucking TURTLE STATUS.

by 321firefunk January 9, 2010

homo status

something that sucks or is gay

guy 1:i broke my leg last week guy2: thats so homo status

by tNt MaN January 22, 2008

Dane Cook Status

When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.

WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel

by Christian Ramos December 8, 2007

status wars

Using the status field in an IM program to send messages to others. Often resulting in a response via others' status fields.

IM Contact List

aj347
Status: The Patriots are going down tonight.

patsfan729
Status: Kiss my A**, AJ

"I'm going to hop on IM and put up a status sure to start some status wars."

by strawberrynut December 31, 2008

Strausborger

One of the coolest names in the world. Meaning nothing is better. The best.

I love being a Strausborger.

by Kitty52317 August 6, 2008

statusjacked

when two people or a group steal someones Facebook wall or status update and carry out their own conversation.

Jennys status update reads, Jenny is sick today.
Bob comments how are you dave.
Dave returns comment and the two carry out a conversation. "Jennys been statusjacked"

by DJ Groove July 21, 2009