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Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks
by Christophlak May 28, 2024
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Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears
by Christophlak June 18, 2024
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Mullet Scars

The permanent fade marks on the side of your hair after you get a mullet. An inescapable mullet that you can no longer change and you can only get variations of the mullet for the rest of your life.
Person 1: Gosh it seems like the only haircuts I can get now are mullets
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life
by sentiii January 30, 2025
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Surface searcher

Someone who doesn’t look for things other than skimming the surface of a room
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Bored Searching

The Act of being so bored that you search up the most random things or tutorials on how to do the most random shit
Brian grew so bored playing football with the boys that he went home to try and see what's on netflix only for there to be nothing good so he grew so bored he was bored searching. he searched up out of boredom "how to eat butter with a shovel"
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New Seabs

A nickname for the most premium country club located in Mashpee Massachusetts
The staff at the athletic center in new seabs are amazing.
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sole-searching

Refers to where a cute chick playfully buries her cute feet in da sand in a giggling "playing hard to get" gesture, and so you hafta "go treasure-hunting" --- i.e., seekingly burrowing in said pulverized-rock medium --- in order to find her lovely warm lower extremities so dat you can savoringly cradle and massage them.
Tiffany always makes me do some major "sole-searching" whenever I wanna rub her feet, but this only makes my eventual success at gaining access to said precious shapely velvety tootsies seem all da sweeter.
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
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