Salty Nugget

A sexual act in which a man has his partner shave his scrotum while blindfolded. His scrotum and penis is then smeared in butter, then heavily salted; after which, the couple has intercourse.

The Salty Nugget also refers to an obscene insult used by frycooks.

Partner 1: "Babe can you give me your Salty nuggets tonight?"
Partner 2: "Sweety, you know you got an infection last time."

Frycook: "You're a good for nothing Salty nugget, fuck off and kill yourself."

by Cybro113 October 3, 2016

Sexually salty

When you’re feeling sexual but you’re salty asf because you have no one that loves you

Man I’m feeling sexually salty. :(

by I_d_f_k_69 July 29, 2019

Salty siren

When you ejaculate into your partners mouth unexpectedly...then they scream and scurry away.

I totally gave my girl the salty siren last night!!

by MST221 June 16, 2017

salty pony

Salty Pony: paint your penis Orange to resemble a carrot then get a deepthroat, pull out once your member is covered spit and dip it in salt, then finnaly sodomized your spouse. -T.F.

Dude I just gave her a salty pony after we got wasted

by Lonelydude101TF November 21, 2017

salty dog

Canine genitals filled with fresh "juice" that gives them a salty taste. Commonly enjoyed by Asians.

Yo, wanna go to Chinatown and grab some salty dog?

by AidsCentral May 13, 2018

salty wolf

A salty wolf is an asshole who is also a furry

Solwolf is a salty wolf. He will play zilean jungle if rammus gets banned.

by Cyanide doesn't kill October 13, 2016

Salty Lips

noun - A term used to describe when one participates in the act of making out with a girl who previously gave head to another man.

Zach - "yo dude, i totally made out with the hottest chick. she was the blonde one at the party"

Jon - "You mean the one the one with the shirt and hair and stuff?"

Zach - "Yeh man!! it kind of tasted like swimming in the ocean though"

Jon - "It's because she gave you salty lips, your lucky the salt orginated from my cock and not someone elses"

by thattastedfunnywaitwtfdamnit October 31, 2011