cock caesar salad

1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.

2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.

1.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?

Nicole: Yeah, why?

Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.

Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!

Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!

2.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.

Nicole: What is it?

Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!

by Tsmudge09 May 5, 2009

Salamaya

"Salamaya!" is of Puerto Rican origin (invented by Sunshine Logroño) and is the equivalent of "Yowza!" for the U.S.

Person #1: Look at the boobs on that gal!
Person #2: Salamaya!

by rahree October 3, 2007

salad fingers

I think salad fingers is great.
He's one of the best cartoon's I have seen in my life (and that is a lot).
I really have no idea why he's called salad fingers though...
But I think he's great!

"I've made you a friend hat."

"Oh bubble trumps."

by sammy April 8, 2005

garden salad

A mixture of the legal herb k2 and weed, otherwise known as marijuana, in a smoking device.

Hey man, let's make that weed bowl a garden salad, I got some k2.

by gardensaladscal March 28, 2010

South African Salamander

-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.

She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

Hotdog Salad

Licking the outer rim of an anus while an erect penis is inserted into the anus.

Dude! Last night during that threesome with those drunk college chicks, one of them went down for a Hotdog Salad while I was pumping the other one in the butt.

by illonenolli February 23, 2009

Tuna Salad

1 (12-ounce) can white albacore tuna, drained
2 chopped green onions
1 stalk celery, diced
1/4 cup stuffed green olives, chopped
2 tablespoons capers, diced
1/4 cup slivered almonds
1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup sour cream

1. In a mixing bowl, combine tuna, green onions, celery, green olives, capers and almonds.
2. In a small bowl, whisk together mayonnaise, sour cream and the Worcestershire sauce. Blend together dressing and tuna mixture.
3. Serve on bed of lettuce or your choice of fresh bread as a tuna salad sandwich.

Makes 4 servings of Tuna Salad.

by Dios Noctum November 11, 2005