bacon salad

a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.

07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol

by nicetoknowu November 6, 2011

Eskimo salad

first rim asshole with animal fat of choice; ranging from crisco to whale blubber. then add round frozen berries, put ice cube in mouth and bon appetit.

it was my bitches birthday so I treated her to an Eskimo salad.

I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.

by akokay June 2, 2019

Brownberry Salad

When someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present.

Jeff told Abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night.

by TESTIKAHN December 18, 2012

Salad Wacking

when you jerk off someone that’s mentally challenged

‘Did you see what happened old people’s home yesterday? One of the nurses was caught salad wacking Mr Johnson!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

Salad slide

When she eats nothing but salad for a week, so when you stick your tounge in her booty hole, the salad all slides out.

I was eating a Beccas ass and she gave me a salad slide.

by Salad checker October 2, 2020

Monkey Salad

Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces

Smith made some banger Monkey Salad yesterday!

by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022

stink salad

A. Dish consisting of cucumber, onion, tomato and Italian dressing

B. Lady parts that have an unpleasant aroma

Went on a date last night, she had stink salad

by Heggzilla May 9, 2018