Mind Reader

Google. It can probably guess what word you want before you even finish typing it.

Why are there chips in my bag of air? Idk, ask the Mind Reader.

by Simian Infernus July 16, 2011

read the bible

A synonym for masturbate.

screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man

by Jenn Huls May 27, 2006

Rehab

A place for quiters

Timmys goin to rehab, that fuckin quitter

by TIMMA!!! December 9, 2008

READ BETWEEN THE FINES

The habit of dumping fines and other miscellaneous bills down the trash as soon as they come in the mail.

"Bills don't stress me out; I just read between the fines."

by HAMMAHOUSE July 20, 2009

Rehabituation

Falling off the wagon. Returning to a lifestyle you don't want but can't seem to stop living.

He swore he'd sober up if I wouldn't leave him, but I was like 'Sure, and this is your fifth trip to rehabituation!'

She left the last guy for beating her, and now she's with an even bigger jerk! This chick's in some serious rehabituation.

by Crassboy September 27, 2009

Readin books

A code name to smoke weed

You:Hey bro lets start readin books
Bro: Sure bro i wanna learn

by Koolaiddude January 28, 2010

Rehab Burritos

Rehab Burritos are Los Campos frozen green chile beef burritos, when microwaved emit a smell identical to that of drug rehab you just got out of.

Dude, these Rehab Burritos shit reminds me of rehab!

by MaeCutie101 November 21, 2011