oral-retardation

Failing to speak to a woman while looking at her boobs and not studdering

"Tim had total oral-retardation when he ordered at hooters."

by vchghbgvhgdhfgdsfdsfds October 12, 2011

dumb retarded

when something is so retarded that the word "dumb" has to be used as an adverb in front of it to emphasize how retarded someone/something is

That movie was dumb retarded.

by Real Yung Ninja January 5, 2017

F Bomb Retard

Phrase that indicating ones stupidity and imaturity by refusing to used the word "fuck"
Substituting swearing for ridiclous infantile phrases instead .
Also watch out for "gosh almighty"
"Go straight to Heck"
"Oh sugar"

"oh Poo"

"wow thats a lots of F bombs ,sir"

"Its actually pronounced FUCK you cowardly F Bomb Retard"

by dregj December 31, 2011

retard

Someone who acts like an idiot..someone who gets high and acts like a straight up jackass..or gets drunk and acts like a moron..basically if you can read this, you are NOT A RETARD

Hes acting like a retard

by Mackdaddy 14 June 9, 2010

Hello Kitty Retard

Any female over the age of 11 that has an infatuation with Hello Kitty.

Usually ugly goth /emo girls will walk around with hello kitty swag to appear 'cute' and 'original'

"Omg that attention whore girl with the frankenstein boots and pink hair extensions is such a Hello Kitty Retard"

by *LoserLicious* June 16, 2010

legally retarded

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

by nick May 19, 2005

Half-Retarded

Some one Who is not fully retarded so you have some part of your brain where your retarded but not retarded in another.

My mom dropped me on my head sideways now I'm half-retarded.

by Hiyo802 December 24, 2009