romanitus

a disease in which one's skin turns pale, hair turns green, and pants become incredibly tight.

person1: did you see that emo kid?
person2: yeah it looks like he hasn't seen sunlight in years.
person1: i think he has romanitus

by JAQAYY February 5, 2008

Romanceturbation

Doing romantic things without a significant other in order to get those warm, fuzzy feelings one gets when being on a romantic outing or date. Romanceturbation is practiced by those too pathetic to get an actual date, and may be characterized by such behaviors as getting a table for one at a restaurant, renting romantic comedies, etc.

Anna: "Where's Sally?"

Sarah: "She told me she's staying in tonight. I saw her pick up "Eat, Pray, Love" from the Redbox and she had her table set for just herself, with her nice china out."

Anna: "Sounds like she's going to be doing some romanceturbation tonight."

by char_char_5681 November 18, 2011

Romano Gelati

smacking someone with a condom filled with water.

Dat bitch was giving me shit so I smacked her with a Romano Gelati

by Bernard O'Connor September 17, 2013

roman scorpion

When the girl your eating out is wearing a roman helmet while her feet touch her head like a scorpion

Dude last night I was eating a girl out and she totally roman scorpioned me.

by The Magley March 17, 2014

Roman Circle Jerk

When a group of people sit around in a circle and jerk the person next to them off, like how the Romans used their shields to protect the person next to them.

Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.

by DickTckler October 21, 2015

Roman Day

When one has sex with their partner for 6 hours while lifting weights and/or being intoxicated

Alex: Dude Evan is looking jacked! What's his secret?
Charlie: He and his girlfriend love having Roman Days! They do them all the time!

by Centurion_Code May 15, 2016

romanian water balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin, occluding the opening of the penis, allowing it to fill up with urine in order to release it, causing a sudden splash of yellow deliciousness on an unsuspecting victim.

Romanian male 1: "My roommate passed out on my couch, so I woke him up with a Romanian Water Balloon! Shit was so funny, I'm so glad I'm uncircumcised!"

Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"

by Dean68w10 April 25, 2017