ritchie cunt ripper

when a rich man with hairy testicles jams them inside a females vagina until her vagina rips open until money comes out.

I gave my girlfriend a ritchie cunt ripper last night.

by Carl Bombstrom December 7, 2006

jack the ripper

when a chick is blowing you and you rip a fart in her face

Yeah, she was blowing me last night and I gave her the old "Jack the ripper"

by eric September 6, 2003

bum ripper

When something that you don't like happens to you, that's bum ripper

You've got herpes? Wow, that's a bum ripper

by mudguts February 23, 2004

dont get yo shit ripped

when ur having sex to fast and its to big and ur shit gets ripped

a nigga i told dis bitch she wuz hella fine and then next thing i knew she got her shit ripped and then i wuz like dont get yo shit ripped

by j-boog December 31, 2007

rippers

Bong hits.

Dude, let's head over to Dank Bill's house and pull some rippers.

by wook1700 November 24, 2009

ripple effect

is caused by a bunch of kleptomaniacs
in a store, ripping off the same item.
Store owners get nervous as it puts
their customers under duress.

'xcuse me, can´t find the condoms.
what aisle please?"
"Sorry maam, we're out of them. We had
a problem yesterday...you know, hmm the ripple effect.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

rasberry ripples

cockney rhyming slang for nipples

look at the size of her rasberrys!

by ben curry September 24, 2003