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poon shoppin

(verb) the act of seeking out, or shopping, for the poon vagina.
Sebastian: Yo, man! Want to go play chinese checkers?
Matthew: No way. I'm going POON SHOPPIN tonight!
Sebastian: I don't know what that is.
Matthew: I know, and you never will.
by call me matt February 18, 2009
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Poison Dart

Rhyming slang for flatulence that is so reekingly toxic it hits the victims olfactory senses with such devastating effect that, visually it resembles a reaction similar to acute food poisoning.
Kelly: "Crystal what's up with your boyfriend, he looks as though he just ate something real bad?"

Crystal: "Nah...he'll live...in fact it was me that ate something bad earlier on. I kinda involuntarily released a poison dart - he's just suffering the ill effects, ha ha."
by Brohica September 27, 2009
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'poison'

spermatozoa, male ejaculate -that which would drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!, -a strong persuader, -the 'load' women have little sympathy/empathy for...
the 'poison' was putting john on 'edge'

the 'poison' and the swelling was driving john about half mad!

judy ground the 'poison' out of john, instantly relieving the swelling, and lessening the infection

tagisus instinctively knew grinding the 'poison' out of himself would prove therapeutic!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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podonkydonk

PODONKYDONK IS A PRONERBVOUN MEANING

1 TO HAVE UNDERSTANDING OR COMPREHENSION OF THE MEANING OF LIFE.
2 ANY RANDOM ACT
3 USED TO DESCRIBE ANY SITUATION
4 MAY SOMETIMES APPEAR AS A TINY NEW BORN KITTEN
5 MAY SOMETIMES APPEAR AS A DRIPPING PUSTUAL ON A GIANTS SCROTUM
6 ANY THING ELSE YOU WANT IT TO BE
THE DIFINATIVE ANSWER TO THE REASON FOR THAT STARS EXISTANCE IS PODONKYDONK.

MY OLD MAN BENT OVER AND HJS PODONKYDONK LEAKED

THATS PODONKYDONK MAN.
by SNOTIKA December 4, 2010
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poon wagon

a sexual or romantic bandwagon; to be on the poon wagon means to be in a relationship or simply getting tons of ass. Typically a phrase used towards males.
Rodney: Hey man you've been hitting on her for weeks, just hop on the poon wagon already.
by BallsDeepInVaseline September 29, 2011
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Pason

Wants girls too much type of boy 💯 loves dudes. If you know a Pason get the hell out of there because that’s a rough patch to go through. When you meet a Pason end it right there. He will slowly eat your ass up trust me form experience. Save yourself while you can’t
Pason
by Pason December 26, 2019
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man poison

Nothin more than a synonym for a true-blue, bonafide lesbian.
J: "Yo man... lemme holla atcha girl son, she's mad cute."
B: "Nah, dude... she's man poison, you don't want that, trust me."
by icking1. April 22, 2006
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