Porch python

Long snaked man sitting on a porch calling all the honeys

That nigga is a porch python

by Whiteear March 15, 2026

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Billy: hey I wanna watch a Minecraft tutorial

Bob: go to pornhub.com!

by anonymous June 10, 2025

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Porch

Idk ask Jackson Leis

“What’s a porch?”

by Nmac06 June 27, 2025

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Porch

Idk ask Jackson Leis

“What’s a porch”

by Nmac06 June 27, 2025

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Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"

Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"

Ankur: "Hell yeah."

Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."

by Friends Show July 19, 2025

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Porch Lip

When someone's bottom lip sticks out really far so it looks like a porch

Damn, did you see that guy? He has a crazy case of Porch Lip

by Bluuu3 August 14, 2025

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Porch Monxican

The Mexican version of a porch monkey.

Those porch Monxicans thought they were slick speaking Spanish and laughing when I walked past them, but little did they know I got an A+ in Spanish class so I know they were talking shit about me.

by Kria1990 September 9, 2025

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