single player sex

Masturbation

Did you know masturbation is just single player sex?

by The_Pig January 12, 2019

Buttcheeck Planet

Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US based computer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.

“Buttcheeck planet.”
“Buttcheeck planet starts slow, and ends with a sweaty forehead.”

by Zaak Orlando February 23, 2019

Poo production plant

Toilet, loo, bog, crapper, pisser, toilor.

Excuse me, where is the poo production plant?

by Rose likes pie November 16, 2009

whats the plan

Teenage Lingo for... How are we gonna fuck shit up today?

(Wakes up hungover after a wild night) "Whats the plan guys, round 2?"

by Whats the plan November 17, 2016

white plains

Home of some of the greatest legends of Westchester. Including Ron Burgundy, Mattie Diesel and T.I. members including Pink Rob. Over 15 Dunkin Donuts locations and some of the cheapest gas in Westchester. Also three C.V.S locations within a half a mile from each other.

where are you going tonight?
ummm white plains.......where else?

by pf william t santiango February 28, 2009

Paper Planes

A joint or Blunt....

Ex. Yea man, I just rolled up one of them Paper Planes. I'm about 2 get lifted.

by dville August 22, 2009

playing the banjo

The act of a woman pleasuring herself, usually associated with the quick diddling of the clitoris, close to climax. Also can be done by a man (or another woman, if that is your thing), but it would be done during a reach around.

"Before I fucked the shit out of your mother's gapping ass, I really enjoyed watching her playing the banjo, so much so, I decided to play a tune on it myself, Hee Haw!!!"

by Hugh Jardon March 17, 2006