Pissing Boy

Similar to a whipping boy. When nature calls, you simply urinate on this person and they proceed to a lavatory to ring out their piss-drenched clothes. This saves you a trip to the bathroom.

All this coffee makes me wonder where the pissing boy is.. I need to go!

by micah October 29, 2008

Cum-piss

A point at which your dried cum blocks the passage of urine after climaxing into a female (or sock). You don't immediately get the chance to wash your penis because of self-remorse or due to time constraints from emotionally comforting the female. The result consists of a forceful burst of cummy piss into 70% of the toilet, whilst leaving your piss hole with a burning sensation.

"I have just cannoned out a cum-piss..."

by Rudi Van Disarzio December 7, 2018

BRB Piss

A phrase used when you are leaving with no intention of returning. Also used in abandoning a situation, person, or group of people without giving a reason or explanation.

"So your dad went BRB Piss?"

"Yeah, he went out for cigarettes when I was 3 and never came home"

by Kanninto July 6, 2009

shrek piss

a neon green/yellow tint to your piss after consuming any variety of energy drink. usually the (green) punched citrus rockstar

holy shit that rockstar gave me shrek piss!!

by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010

piss midget

Eastern Canada and New England term for the biting insect also known as ceratopogonidae, biting midges, or no-see-ums. This nuisance pest takes a bite of flesh and pisses in the wound causing instant itch with burning.

This screened in porch would be lovely if not for the piss midgets, the screen doesn't even slow them down.

by LesG June 25, 2018

Piss cannon

Blasting the shit/skid marks off of the toilet with a stream of piss. Only a guy has a piss cannon

Jimmy 'da ballscratcher took a dump and when he went back later there were skid marks in the toilet, so he whipped out his piss cannon and blew them off the bowl.

by etip February 20, 2012

piss soup

1. (infinitive) to mislead someone; to bullshit
2. (infinitive) to literally urinate soup
3. (noun) a soup or stew mostly composed of urine

1. Jack: Hey, did you here about Jim?

Joe: No, what about him?

Jack: He wrecked his car.

Joe: No way!

Jack: Yeah, I'm not pissin' soup here.

2. Jack: I think I may have just pissed soup.

Joe: You should probably consult a urologist.

3. Jack: This is disgusting! What is it, piss soup?

Joe: Of course not, it's borscht!

by Booth Henson August 1, 2009