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Juicy Pineapple 

Similar to the Hot Karl--Shit in a tube sock, then lay the shit-filled tube sock in a urinal and proceed to pee on the entire baggage. What has been created is a warm and juicy bludgeon. Proper technique is to forcibly hit somebody in the face or genital with the squishy concoction. The mixture of shit and piss will leave a smelly smear on their face, and a permanent stain on their life.
"Ever since I've been hit with that juicy pineapple, my self-esteem just hasn't been the same."

"Did you see Sean get hit in the face with that juicy pineapple, shit was everywhere!"
Juicy Pineapple by Jester8930 April 8, 2008

slutty pineapple 

A sexual act entailing a naked woman doing a headstand. A man ejaculates on the womans chin and piles his pubes atop it in order to create what looks like the leaves of a pineapple.
That slutty pineapple I gave Holly last night was like a fucking piece of art, I got that shit so high.

trip on a pineapple 

To trip on a pineapple is to step on a live grenade and dismember yourself. Often times this results in death.
Jim is about to trip on a pineapple, should we warn him? I don't really want to have to clean his blood off my shirt.

Super Pineapple Man 

One of the world's most amazing super heros. Along with the super hero partner, Mr. Wonderful, their butler Jeeves, and their super hero teacher, Master Mome, they have saved the world from the likes of a shape shifting alien who just wanted to play the drums, Hitler's Evil Clone, and even the dreaded Jar of Pickled Onions... of Doom. Super Pineapple Man uses pineapples along with psycic powers to protect the world from the evils which threaten it. People say he can make things explode just by looking at them with his eyes. Remember, this is SUPER Pineapple Man, not plain Pineapple Man, there is a difference, mainly copywright Issues.
An example of Super Pineapple Man would be;

Super Pineapple Man.

Orange Pineapple Blast 

When an Asian and a Hawaiian get together and make magic happen in the BUTT so much that they both experience explosive diarrhea!
we totally got Orange Pineapple Blast after the party! danm Mexican food

Guiltless Pineapple

Something you should absolutely say out loud no reason when you are in an elevator and there is 3 person other than you in the same elevator
Someone: *In an elevator with 3 random people* GuIlTlEsS PiNeApPlE
Someone Else: WhAt?
Someone: Guiltless Pineapple!