texan penguin

Where you kill a penguin. then cut open the penguin and put your cock into a a dead penguins organs before putting you cock in someone.

I fucked this chick last night she didn't even know that I was giving her a texan penguin.

by Dylan_matt July 17, 2025

Penguin

A gay bottom. The opposite of a bear.

I don’t wanna be on top, man! I’m a penguin!

by Sass Squatch November 10, 2018

penguin

its the best animal alive

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by darealpenguin December 1, 2020

Penguin

A lovable animal that lives in Antartica. You can own a penguin with lots of paperwork and permits. They are a social animal. Ty warner invented beanie boos. He released original waddles in 2009.

Penguins are such a cute and lovable animal!!

by Emkuda November 25, 2018

penguinal

Consisting of or related to penguins

This is a penguinal scene.

by xbunnyraptorx April 25, 2024

Penguin

Some type of zebra I think

bro i like penguins

cool idc

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.

Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.

by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019