Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.

Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

Patcher

Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.

Tom Breen is such a fucking patcher

by Twunt December 9, 2013

Pachinki

Another word for penis

I have a giant pachinki.

by LordPachinki November 17, 2020

patchouli

An oil commonly used by dirty hippies to cover up the fact that they haven't bathed in weeks.

"Get your patchouli stench away from me!"

by Crimson Winged Avenger January 17, 2004

patches

An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses in black and has a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is hot as hell.

You are so unique, you must know patches.

by patcheslover March 15, 2005

Patchouli

The pungent oil of the Asian plant pogostemon cablin. The first time you smell it you ask,"what's that!?" The second time you smell it you ask, "why hasn't that been banned?"

I'd rather she wore chipotle than patchouli.

by John TD September 17, 2010

pacho

Ones nick name for the person with the name Pedro
aka paco pacho

yo pacho STFU and pass the blunt before it goes out ho

by BEENIE KNOWS OHHHHHH March 5, 2008