Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

creepy pasta

some pasta thats creepy who is up stairs with yor mam makein some weeeeeiiiiiird noises

i am literaly going to ENDanger that creepy pasta for ruining my leaning tower of leggo, by making the house shake. he will be sorry for breaking my legOH MY FCKING GOD WHY THE FUCK DID MY MOM STEAL FUCKING TOWER OF Vortnight-BUCKS!!!!! THANK GOD I STOLL MY DADS PICK-AXE... kill mom mode "activated"

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 November 5, 2022

weed pasta

pasta with weed in it.

when you pull up to the function with a joint full of spaghettiiiiiï

"bro let me smoke some of that rigattoni! you've got the best weed pasta in the land i wanna slurp that noodle till you penis bong mmh yeah oughthgh"

by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

cheesey pasta

The best pasta in the world made by kraft.

Friend 1 “i dont like cheesey pasta”
Friend 2 “kill yourself you little fucking tramp”

by Shibbleton July 18, 2023

Dark Past

A fatherless, motherless, confused, uneducated, mentally ill, idiotic, self-hating, ignorant, mud shark, coal burning woman who has abominably dated or has hooked up with inferiorly hideous non-white animalistic men in her past. She can also be a single or divorced mom that has non-white kids or has a desire to have non-white kids for a white knight simp beta cuckold man to take care of. She’s also usually a drug addict, an atheist that falsely believes that God The Father/Jesus Christ/The Holy Spirit are all black, anti-white, anti-conservative and “bisexual”. She also usually mostly likes non-white “musical” “artists” and “actors”.

Yo, I just found out from her other friend that I work with that she has a dark past, so I blocked her immediately because I respect myself and to save myself from an unwanted STD and possibly an innocent aborted child.

by Owl King June 14, 2023

NORMAL PAST

THE BEST FUCKING RAP GROUP EVER
CONSISTS OF KAILER the BUILDER, PLAYBOI CHRIST, NINZ, MRKIE, JACOBOUS BROWN, JUSTIN TRIGLE, AND KALEX COOCHIE

"yo, whats the best rape group ever"
"ITS FUCKING NORMAL PAST COW GANG!"

by KAILER, the BUILDER June 26, 2023

Sausage Pasta

A person who is clumsy, has no clue what they are doing and never changes.

Look at sausage pasta over there

by pasta.scran2990 August 17, 2023