Palm Springs

A place filled with retired folks, who come to restaurants every night at 5 PM. It's also timeshare heaven for other Southern California residents.

I'm going to Palm Springs. I hope no one dies when I go for the early bird special.

by surrealfx August 28, 2005

Palming

When someone dosent have no genetial area there is just an empty bit of skin. so when someone like that has sex with another person with the same condition they have to scissor and while they are scissoring it sounds like two palms (and only the palms) slaping and hitting each other at a certain amount and speed...

Matt: hey have you ever done some palming?(points at his palm to confuse him)

Josh: oh yeah i do...

Matt: do you even know whart that means?

Josh: no...what does it mean?

Matt: (explains the definition)

Josh: dude man i do have something there...

Matt: thats not wat you said a fiew minutes ago you faggot

by Ipod Jon November 26, 2009

Arnold Palmer

A bisexual person; some one who's half attracted to men, half attracted to women, just like the drink is half lemonade, half tea.

Person 1: Are you gay?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm an Arnold Palmer. I'm attracted to both sexes.

by seanvad September 17, 2016

Palmist

1. What Sleepy Joe Biden said instead of 'psalmist'

2. What the majority of users here who sit around all day writing and reading definitions (speaking from experience) probably are.

1. I can't believe Sleepy Joe Biden said 'palmist' instead of 'psalmist', what a fucking idiot he needs to be in a home somewhere.

2. I used to be a palmist but now I have a steady girlfriend.

by Icy Wyte June 20, 2022

Palmies

Breasts that can fit within a person's hand. Usually ranging from A cup to B cup sizes.

"She's not all that built, but she's got some great palmies."

by ZKI October 25, 2004

Palmer Cash

A clothing company that advertises on UD. Unlike Snorg, PC ads feature attractive females with semi exposed breasts.

Wtf is that fat ginger doing with her pants unzipped? she looks like somebody hit her in the head with a 2x4 and then she ate them.

*Hits Refresh*

Attractive clothing model on an advertisement on UD? This is new... Palmer Cash, you say?

by 8=D~~ May 15, 2011

The Palmer Gross

"To pull a palmer" is to be the biggest mooch you possibly can all the time

"that ass pulled the palmer gross brought 15 dollars to beach week and mooched off of corey and chris the whole fucking time"

by CDNoodles June 14, 2008