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Instant Gratification Policing

When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.
Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"
by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020
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Police

Slang used to identify other Crip members, who you are unaware of in your neighbourhood. “Raymond Washington was the first leading Crip Officer”
by Snoop Capone December 31, 2020
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Police

The word police is a noun and a verb therefore it can repeat an indefinite amount of times
by Zamiinal March 7, 2023
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the police

the police shootings in the United States seems to only be increasing, with a total 292 civilians having been shot, 62 of whom were Black, in the first four months of 2021
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celebration police

Football "fans" who would say something like ("celebrating like they won ucl" , "it's only X club") when a team wins a game.
Everton fan : WE SURVIVED RELEGATION BY 1 POINT ON THE FINAL MATCHDAY YAYYYYYY
Celebration police : warra ucl for everton , celebrating like you won ucl
by manimnot February 6, 2024
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can't police no underwear

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"
by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 7, 2025
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