Penrice Academy

A fucking whorehouse filled with midgets and teenagers who lose their virginity at 13. All the teachers are peadophiles.

I went to Penrice Academy for a day and left with a pregnant son.

by Satan Has A Minge May 24, 2018

Pensi

Pensi commonly used in sexual forms when goatcx enter's the room.

Fuck My Arse That Pensi is erotic

by Formation March 3, 2005

baby penguin

Someone who is naive in the ways of sex.

Kurt Hummel was a baby penguin until his boyfriend tapped that ass.

by azraeldoesnotdispute May 8, 2012

Detachable Penis

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.

Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.

by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010

penivore

One whose diet includes semen, usually derived from the act of fellatio.

My girlfriend and Lance Bass have one thing in common - they're both penivores.

by Sir Douche August 6, 2006

penis clown

What Ronald McDonald is better known as.

Hello, it's me, Ronald McDonald better known as the penis clown

by Aaron go bragh April 19, 2008

penetraitor

Referring to the band, Infiltraitor.

Penetraitor is the name given to the musical spirit of said band. It shall penetrate your senses, giving you an entirely orgasmic experience, similar to sex.

Poor unfortunate: I just had myself some sex
Luckiest man alive: Well I just got myself some Penetraitor.

Poor Unfortunate: Bitch

by rssreader July 30, 2009