alfred wood

abeg man a gay gay bred

alfred wood is omnisexual

by meowewoew December 6, 2022

whittling wood

Another way of saying jerking off.

All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.

by jimmybomm January 4, 2021

wood plank

The act of planking on your wood, or boner.

He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.

by Kilo Tango November 9, 2019

Nanny Wood

When somebody on that bullshit.

When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.

When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.

yo ass on that nanny wood

by RedToms March 23, 2011

Wood Fist

The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.

Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.

Man, my gramp gave me a good Wood Fist last night...
I'm still pulling the shaving's out

by Harrowific July 10, 2019

Drift wood

The erect penis of a homeless man.

"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."

by Pooney219 October 5, 2016

Generational wood

When one finds oneself with an erection for both a GILF and a GDILF .

I was surprised I had to hide my generational wood after that infomercial of Suzanne Somers and her granddaughter. Creepily but pleasantly surprised 👵🥒.

by Tough T is BS May 7, 2021