Cody: "My team is so bad I want to Kevin Durant"
Anthony: "It's ok bro I'm a Kevin Durant too"
Nathan: "Everyone calls me a Kevin Durant"
Anthony: "It's ok bro I'm a Kevin Durant too"
Nathan: "Everyone calls me a Kevin Durant"
by babyfaceassassin July 5, 2016
Get the Kevin Durantmug. Kevin Syndrome is an extremely rare disease with unknown causes that causes the patient to experience extreme psychological torture due to hallucinations and self-made connections to conspiracy theories about bread. Most conspiracies about bread include but are not limited to:
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."
by bean-baen-bnae-bnea-nbea-nbae November 19, 2018
Get the Kevin Syndromemug. by timmyhillisthegoat November 23, 2021
Get the Kevin Harvickmug. One of the few saviors of ska and the rudeboy culture. Known for spreading the message of goodness and fun through ska, rocksteady, and reggae music; is widely know for teaching the people how to skank and rock.
Person #1: Yo, you know that cat Kevin Ton?
Person #2: Yeah brotha! He taught me how to skank yesterday.
Person #2: Yeah brotha! He taught me how to skank yesterday.
by Matt Golf March 23, 2008
Get the kevin tonmug. When a random stranger makes out with you; or when someone forces another person to make out with you.
When your friend yells "Kiss him! Kiss him with tongue! Kiss, kiss kiss!". You are then Kevin Davist.
by ericnsd February 27, 2010
Get the Kevin Davistmug. Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party
That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.
The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated
The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated
by Rich the stitch July 17, 2012
Get the Kevin the gerbilmug. One who cannot resist the urge to take all toiletries (soap, shampoo, lotions, etc) home with them when leaving a hotel
After i saw the unopened soaps a d shampoos in his shaving kit, i realized my brother in law was a sticky kevin
by Marc steffenhagen June 4, 2018
Get the Sticky Kevinmug.