nerd thighs 

Nerd thighs are the thighs of a nerdy man. They are pale, hairless, and smooth. They look like feta cheese. They taste and smell like vanilla. Nerd thighs cannot burn or tan, they're just white.

They are muscular and nerds often will strangle people's necks using their thighs. Nerds have killed people using their thighs.

"Did you see Paul's bruised neck? A nerd tried to strangle him with his nerd thighs!"

nerd thighs by PIECE_OF_FUCKINGSHIT September 4, 2017

Nerd Vision

The condition following an unusually lengthy exposure to textbook study.

NOTHING looks good right now dude, I've got nerd vision...

Nerd Vision by Sum1else September 24, 2006

Nerd Vice 

A specific hobby or task that a person (nerd or not) engages in that is particularly nerdy. Usually used to describe their main or only nerdly occupation.

Bill - Hey Jay, you up for some D&D action?
Jay - Naw man, I'm gonna stay home and watch Return of the Jedi.
Bill - Yeah, I forgot that Star Wars is your nerd vice.

Nerd Vice by Cody E. March 28, 2007

nerd lounge 

A small room with no windows where 95% men congregate to study. or attempt to study. This room consists of computers that don't always work all the time. and the most productive thing anyone gets done is using facebook.

Don't call it the nerd lounge, its the computer lab. cause otherwise we will loose the nerd lounge.

nerd lounge by Metricman March 19, 2009

Nerd Wall

A mass of nerds making a wall around all the computer monitors making it so no one else can see, usually blocking out the uncool-kid-of-the-group's view.

Friend 1 - Man i wonder what they're looking at

Friend 2 - I dunno, can't see cause of the nerd wall

Nerd Wall by Chupacabra2 November 28, 2010

Nerd Pouch 

A case for a smartphone / cell phone that is worn visibly - typically on the belt.

The invention of smartphones required consumers to change their cell phone carrying habits since smartphones typically have an outward facing screen that needs to be protected. Nerd pouches were invented and quickly became the new fashion accessory for geeks, replacing the pocket protector. Now nerd pouches are everywhere, though mostly seen being worn proudly around the workplace, on belts with tucked in shirts.

Many smartphone users refuse to be nerdy, and conceal nerd pouches in their pockets or simply carry them around without attaching them to their clothing. Though, in extreme cases, there are the few... the proud... the real men and women who defy all nerdom... who throw caution to the wind and simply put their smartphones in their pockets / purses with no protection at all - not even a screen protector!

I'm never going to wear one of those nerd pouches... the last thing I want is to walk around with some kind of phone utility belt like Batman or something

Nerd Pouch by FalconDEW December 15, 2010

Nerd Appeal 

The attractiveness that one may have for being intellectual. Characterized by goofy but cute looks, off-beat interests, above average intelligence, and a sweet and caring personality. A sense of attractiveness which is derived chiefly from personality and less from aesthetics.

"Hey Lafonda...that boy know all about politics!"

"Aw and with his cute little smile...what nerd appeal!"

"That boy in our economics class has some serious nerd appeal."

"I know right?! He gets 100% in our class...and he totally held the door for me the other day."

Nerd Appeal by WordWoman! June 7, 2011