Farhad mentality

anything that could ever possibly seem to have some sort of importance to someone in some place in time being placed in the sentence commonly used by Farhad, "I need to {item or action of possible importance} so badly..."

Stereotypical Farhad Mentality inspired moment:

(Mr. Crowley by Ozzy playing on radio)

Farhad: "I need to play guitar so badly..."

by jfergkillah January 13, 2009

mental cramp

like a brain fart but better

Aww dude i just had a mental cramp i need to rest for a minute

by SydneySubtitle January 22, 2009

mental jukebox

the effect of a random song playing in your head for no reason, often followed by another song completely unrelated to the first, much like a jukebox on random

Guy 1:Why the hell was Rick Astley just playing in my head? I haven't heard any of his songs for ages! I had Slayer playing before that! Wtf!?

Guy 2: Mental jukebox mate

by TomD4Eva June 12, 2012

Mental Stability

A stage of the mind that can only achieved when you are an extrovert dead or eating pineapple on pizza.

Is that how a mentally stable person thinks?

Mental stability

by Groudon uses groul July 8, 2018

Mental constipation

When you have the inability to give a sh*t at a said moment

Friend 1- Dude i just broke the car window
Friend 2- i have mental constipation with your problem

by Kinkycutlhu669 July 12, 2018

Mental midget

You see a movie about a serial killer who thinks he's ugly or disfigured, but never a movie about a guy who's not short, but is convinced he's a midget. A guy with a napoleon complex that shouldn't be there.

The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019

Creeper Mentality

Someone who stares and follows others in a shady-like manner and is totally obsessed and infatuated with them.

Bill:"Dude, Michael has a major crush on Vicky."
Chris:"Ya he definitely has that creeper mentality."

by Christian_theboss January 18, 2010