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Michigan State

A good university in East Lansing Michigan with lots of chicks (nice). But the pricks aren't so nice and they out-number the chicks 10 to 1. They are the most unbearable fans in college sports. Many of them are wanna be drunks who puke it up after smoking a joint. Oh and you may own UM in Basketball, but the football counts the most! That's 4 in a row lost to Michigan now!
Parody of the Michigan State fight song;

Puke your beer up,
beat your girl.
Set you couch on fire!
Smoke a joint,
and tip cop cars.
It's time to riot in East Lansing!

Choke on tear gas,
go to jail.
You're gonna loose it's true.
Fight Fight Rah Team Fight,
victory for Maze and Blue!
by steve November 14, 2005
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michigan

1. A northern state of the U.S.
2. Pot-hole country.
3. Could be the only state where seeing trailer trash isn't a repulsive sight to most.
4. A state where a lot of people have mucus in their throats do to "dampness in the air"(?)
5. No real fun is had here. When you consider that it's the home of Detriot (arm-pit of this nation), What can a person expect?
6. One state where the generalizing phrase "People are stupid" is said so much it becomes commonplace. Often the people who says that are talking about themselves. At least one would hope so, for honesty's sake.
1. Similar to Maine.
2. "I just ran through four pot-hole driving down Beech Daly...better check for a flat when I get home..."
3. "Bill and Keith have bad teeth and stink, but they know how to have a good time."
4. "*cough cough cough ahem cough ahem AHEM cough cough*"... all year 'round.
5. A party themed around a has-been like Bon Jovi is considered a blast around here.
6. "Look at his method of doing his job. God, people are stupid." The speaker goes off to have a cigarette.
by Mr. Bird November 13, 2004
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Michigan

Sucks. Ohio's bitch. (See '07 Pistons, Tigers, Football and Basketball Wolverines, even lost wrestling in '08.) Crappy football team, ugly-ass uniforms. It's no accident that Hell is in Michigan. It's really redundant, when you think about it.
O-H I-O. "We don't give a damn about the whole state of Michigan, weeeeeeeeeee're from OHIO!"
by Michigan Blows March 7, 2008
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Munchies

When you want to eat. Not a meal, a snack.

You can be sitting around on a Saturday afternoon and suddenly think "Oh I want some crisps. And maybe some toast..." Its often really a random food craving. Suddenly you have the urge to eat icecream. There is none? Well eat something else in the fridge.

A lot of the time its the effect of weed greenie pot or whatever you want to call it. The proper word is marawana. That was spelt how its said coz I got no clue how to spell it!

A WARNING: If you have munchies at someone elses house, DO NOT EAT THEIR PRINGLES OR JAFFA CAKES! The only thing that allows you to eat their pringles or jaffa cakes is if they are eating them with you.

One thing - it doesnt alway mean you've had a green day if you've got the munchies! People randomly get them a lot. Dont accuse your lil sis/son/mate of being a stoner coz they ate everything in the fridge, smell them first, or whatever.
I got the munchies! *eats crisps, icecream, toast, apple and cakes*

"I am so pissed off right now! Tommy came to my house when he was stoned, and he had the munchies! THERE ARE NO PRINGLES OR JAFFA CAKES LEFT! I'm gonna kill him! He didn't even leave me any greenie either..."
by Lyddy Cool July 15, 2008
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Michigan

The state whose football team ALWAYS loses to Ohio State because Ohio State is better than them.
Whoa! Ohio State just beat Michigan for the 4th consecutive time in a row!
by Matttttty OSTATE December 29, 2007
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eastern michigan university

A place where splibs rape your white girlfriend.
Did you hear about that chick at Eastern Michigan University that had been in her dorm room dead for 3 days? Yeah, some splibs gang raped her.
by splibscockie February 6, 2008
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Fremont Michigan

Fremont is characterized to other neighboring cities as a farmer town where everyone smokes marijuana and a city of sin.
I hate Fremont Michigan, its a farmer town and they're all dumb." "Yeah I know right! All they grow is corn and pot.
by Spring Lake rocks. February 24, 2011
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