atomic muffin

The Act of taking a weed muffin and shoving it full fisted up a person's Anus, whether it be for sexual reasons or to "get a better high".

Kendall asked her boyfriend to give her an atomic muffin so that she'd get a better high tonight.

by Maximilian_wilhoit November 7, 2022

Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin

The most amazing muffin in the world, only sold at Great Harvest!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM this Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin is AMAZING! you should TRY it!

by Omny NomNomom February 11, 2010

Cutting the muffin

Where a girl wears knickers that are several sizes too small.

She was proper cutting the muffin with that little black string

by Smuttyman August 26, 2016

dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time

That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.

by Bub4 February 11, 2017

die die die muffins

The thing my friend says in second hour. Related to the muffin song.

Friend 1: I have to make a few muffin for class
Friend 2: Listen to the muffin song
Friend 1: die die die muffins! You keep me from taking a poop!

by Rosemary Apple Snowflake March 19, 2019

Sky the English Muffin

A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.

She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.

by _0i May 6, 2019

Mixing the muffins

when a male specimen inserts their sausage up the female specimens peach and inside their muffins making and mixing it around, just like one is mixing the muffins in baking. This is called mixing the muffins

johny: ohhhh yeah keep mixing the muffins
bobby:I willlllllll

by yeah the yobbo chats June 11, 2019