Dirty Muffin

During intercourse, when a woman defecates on a man's scrotum after anal sex; Therefore turning his testicles into a feces flavored snack.

The old man's dirty muffin was devoured by the crack whore.

by Allen Schmidt August 2, 2004

Wobble Muffin

A wobbling muffin

I'm eating a Wobble Muffin.

by Prendy October 16, 2008

Muffin Pup

its a creature that is half muffin half dog most likley as a cartoon character, not real
it is the size of a pug, and to get around it hopps around and it eats coockies

muffin pup: W00F W00F W00F W00F W00F

by jonaa1j38dl3 August 26, 2009

lumber muffin

n. muffin shaped penis, which at full erection is hard as wood or "lumber". (other definition) n. human feces that is a cause of eating a "Denny's lumber jack slam" with the combination of a muffin.

first example: girl say's to sexual partner "ow! i can't fit that lumber muffin."
2nd example: "dude... i ate at Denny's and had a muffin it took me 30min. to shit that lumber muffin."

by J3z December 14, 2010

Party Muffin

It is similar to a stud muffin, but he/she also is at every party you go to. You will see them for sure at every party, also can be called a partyholic or party rocker.

Damn dude, he's always at the parties. What a party muffin bro!

by Vanja Mehmedovic July 12, 2010

Smoking a Muffin

A unique term for smoking something of legit yet legal substance the wrong way so that the 'high' is more of a pshchological effect.

My freind and I were in the backyard smoking a muffin.

by MuffinSmokers101 May 8, 2010

MUFFIN HAPPY

A severe craving for muffins, especially when you have the munchies.

"You ate THE WHOLE pan of muffins!?"
"Sorry I got muffin happy."

by zeus2008 January 11, 2009