Mountain Dew Prince

The prince of the Mountain Dew addicts :D

"Hey dude I went to the Mountain Dew Prince's palace yesterday"
"Really? how was it?"
"AWESOME!!"

by Ms.Chiznet June 16, 2009

Missouri Mountain Hammer

A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.

“Did you hear what Greg did?

I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.

That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”

by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023

broke dick mountain

When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.

Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!

by Piratical December 18, 2016

Arctic mountain echo

When a Finnish man farts on his female lover's bosom, causing the fart to sounds twice as loud as it usually would.

Mikki: "Bro, what did you and that hot snack do yesterday night?"

Roope: "Yeah man, I heard it through the wall in my room!"

Viliami: "Hey guys, I arctic mountain echoed her."

by vuckmehard November 21, 2019

African Mountain Climbing

the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.

Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.

by Dick Ed November 9, 2012

montana mountain apple

When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.

I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.

by scatman247 March 4, 2014

Mountain Bear Trap

When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.

I had to get stitches because my buddy decided to Mountain Bear Trap me.

by CommieTrex March 6, 2022