It is the most godliest, elusive, beautiful being in existence. They live in colonies in the Himalayan Mountains in search of carrots. If you find a Moist Magenta Frog beware as if it touches you like your uncle you will have an extreme orgasm and you will be transformed into one of them, I have estimated that there are 169 in the wild today. Please beware as these animals are very kind, cute and WET.
Omg dad, its a Moist Magenta Frog. Can you let it molest me.
This animal was forged from year 8 art class, if you know you know.
This animal was forged from year 8 art class, if you know you know.
by Bill Jaloar August 18, 2019
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Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?
Abel: Moist earthquake.
Cain: *Picks up rock*
Abel: Moist earthquake.
Cain: *Picks up rock*
by Salmonellq September 10, 2019
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Woman: I know, I should quit drinking ElTonys.
Woman: I know, I should quit drinking ElTonys.
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Jakob: Yeah, but she was too dry, I’m more into moist girls like Megan
Jakob: Yeah, but she was too dry, I’m more into moist girls like Megan
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