Mississippi blowtorch

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth and spits it into the males semen and blends it up

A mississippi blowtorch right now would be refreshing

by Regginhaterr October 27, 2025

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Mississippi Mud Puppet

The sexual act of putting your penis in a woman's vagina then sticking your fist in her anus and stroking the penis with the fist. The opposite of a West Virginia Hand Puppet.

Sarah told me she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a Mississippi Mud Puppet.

by OG Tom November 10, 2025

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Mississippi bum roast

When you fart so hard sitting in a heated seat that it turns off the heat!

I was getting a heated massage and then I did a Mississippi bum roast.

by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025

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Mississippi Mud Tug

Jerking off while pooping

“Kody has a Mississippi Mud Tug after dinner.”

by KennisisLakePrankster November 15, 2025

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The Mississippi State Guard is a State Defense Force (SDF) authorized by the Mississippi Constitution filled to the brim with fat cakes, mentally disabled men in their twenties, and Army wannabes that has not been activated since the days of Hurricane Katrina because Biloxi Police Officers found drunk "soldiers" and personal firearms including fully automatic rifles and other weapons at a "special-needs" shelter. Those "soldiers" then left their post after having their weapons confiscated.

“Yeah, he didn’t join the Army—he joined the Mississippi State Guard and now won’t shut up about it on Facebook.”

by guywithhair December 12, 2025

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