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minecraft dating/sex server 

A server on the popular game Minecraft, where 7 year olds try to act cool by talking about sexual matters that they cant do because their tiny dongers they call penises. Most of the Females are just creepy males. It is also a place for rapists, drug dealers, and loser minecraft 7 year olds
Ï went on a Minecraft dating/sex server last night

YOUR FUCKING GAY FOR DOING THAT YOU RETARTED UNKNOWLAGEABLE 7 YEAR OLD, YOU MAKE MINECRAFT GAY.

minecraft mobs 

These damn monsters on minecraft like creepers skeletons spiders but when a skeleton rides a spider it is called a spider jockey and there are zombies and there are also zombie pigmen
I was so mad I was killed by minecraft mobs a damn creeper
minecraft mobs by Pseudonym3456 December 30, 2013

Minecraft Mod 

some fucked up thing that a person will either spend too much time, just enough time, or not enough time on for entertainment of 8-9 year olds who use their mom’s credit cards for Minecraft
Kid: dude, this Minecraft mod is great!
Mom: where the fuck did you put my credit card?
Minecraft Mod by SnowyTWebs November 17, 2019

Minecraft Sucks 

Literally no one has ever said in 2019, cause you know.
Every Human Being:
Nobody: Minecraft Sucks
Minecraft Sucks by Oh Noez765 December 9, 2019

minecraft meme

A meme that is of such extravagance, it is impossible to explain
Legend 1: Hey have you seen this minecraft meme?
Legend 2: No, I don't think I could handle it if I did
minecraft meme by war_neverchanges December 23, 2017

Minecraft Universal Constant

The name for the huge number that is the mulitple possibilities flr worlds in Minecraft.
Hey, what's Minecraft Universal Constant? I never heard of it before.