angry time machine

when you are fucking a girl so hard that she travels back in time and gets eaten by a dinosouar

Tom: Where is Jenny
Cam: I gave her a angry time machine last night
Tom; Oh so thats where she is

by qaswedfrtghyyujkiol;p November 2, 2009

Michigan Second

Verb. Titty Fucking. Second Base on the Michigan scale according to local residents. Yet to be confirmed by a statewide poll.

M: Hey baby let's go to second base.
W: Sure, grab my boobs.
M: Nah baby, i needs me some Michigan Second.

by wink, wink December 1, 2009

MACHI

Taiwanese hip-hop group of 5 members. All American born and all cousins as in the group's namesake. MACHI raps in Taiwanese, which is prominent than Mandarin in the Asian rap scene. Hail from the Irvine, CA area but are in Taiwan now.

A: Yo, I got tickets to see Machi this weekend!
B: Who's Machi?

by americanninja2 December 18, 2004

Michigan Hot Pocket

After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.

Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur December 27, 2014

Washing Machine

A type of kiss where both tongues go in a circular motion mimicking a washing machine

“I heard Lisa and John were doing the washing machine behind school yesterday!”

by SAC July 31, 2019

central michigan

A college in Mt.Pleasant

David Sheridan went to central michigan.

by SHIMMY SHAM 45345 January 6, 2009

Machichi

short, compact, tightly muscled gay latinos with big chests and biceps

"South Beach machichi are all about white Versace jeans and Dolce and Gabbana tank tops!"

by okapi1 August 23, 2011