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Masoned

The act of not pulling out and not wearing a condem while having every std known to existance while your grandpa is raping you
Dude i masoned her last night
by Your loving uncle March 27, 2019
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Mayonnaise Teddy Bear

When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her
Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.
by BabyWhiteSeal July 29, 2019
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Mayonnaise

An instrument used only by the highest of life forms.
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
by ilikekillingchildren November 13, 2019
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Mason

Mason is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She has brown hair and will do anything for one of her best friends. Any guy would be lucky to have her and if you have a chance you should get her. She has the kindest and most perfect eyes and her smile can make anyone’s day in a matter of seconds. Her smile is one that can light a whole room up and her blush is just as amazing. She is the girl that will smile when you’re having a bad day and will make it better instantly. She is the most perfect, beautiful, sweetest, and amazing girl who has ever walked this planet:)
See that girl mason I wish she was my girl.
by Tsquare44 November 24, 2019
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Mason Garrett

The man, the myth, the legend. Mason Garrett is the man among men. A goon among all the goons. He’s been hittin phatty rips since he emerged from the womb. He has yet to find his boo gram.
On this memorial day, we honor those who served, so thank you, Mason Garrett

“Aye where my boo gram at?” - Mason Garrett
by mason garrett’s son December 3, 2019
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Mayonnaise

The spiciest instrument out there
Matthew- can you pass me the mayonnaise?

Austin- But isn’t it too spicy?
by Knee grow October 21, 2019
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Mason Luedecke

Mason is a fantastic friend and he has awesome freckles. He is smart and he’s Ms. U’s favorite. We all stan mason but Gracie is masons biggest fan
C: “She’s a geologist
Mason Luedecke: “Well I’m a-“

Mason Luedecke: “SEE!!!! WE WERE RIGHT!”
by Lillian and Bethany November 1, 2019
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