Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves

(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.

by topturkey September 12, 2022

Chunky Mask

When someone vomits in while wearing their mask

Andre has a chunky mask

by Igetbitchesmyles February 15, 2022

Mask

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Person 1: “do you have your mask?”
Person 2: “ofc”

by Unknown15677 January 29, 2022

Gas mask

The female version of tea bagging. A woman lowers her vagina over the nose and mouth.

Tristan: I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up Blaire was giving me a Gas mask

by Harbourama December 21, 2014

mask

A torture device created by idiots in 2020

mask, the movie:
me: ima head out
me: i need a mask-
me: nEvErMiNd

by [e-mail] February 9, 2022

Ski Masking

The act of robbing, jumping, or killing someone while wearing a ski mask.

We are going ski masking tonight

by SeanDaBrbr June 3, 2018

Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then have them roll their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.

Hey Cam, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could give her a presidential mask!

by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021