Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso May 26, 2012

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Lecter Mask

Stretching the scrotal skin over a woman’s mouth and nose to simulate the Hannibal Lecter mask from the silence of the lambs movie

I found performing the Lecter Mask a challenge having lacking an amount of scrotal skin.

by J. Swartzkoff October 4, 2020

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Mask

stupid song by green man dream

thats what the point of the mask is

by bruhmemer September 28, 2021

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covid mask

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.

My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh

by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021

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Masked Ichigo

Someone who is completely awesome, cool, and pwning for one second but degenerates into a worthless sniveling noob the next.

I.E. ichigo's second fight with grimmjow.

CoD reference:

P1: Didn't P5 go 50 kills - 3 deaths last round?

P2: Yeah, but he's 3-25 this game.

P3: It's because he's a masked ichigo.

P4: His KD is 3-35 now, and its only been 2 minutes since we started talking.

P5: I hate you all...

by Acer-A July 11, 2010

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