when a man is about to give oral to a hot female but when he goes down he notices she hasnt vaccumed the carpet and thus results in the man getting a furball.
John: Dude how was last night with that girl?
Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.
i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.
Steve: it was good until she pulled a fuzzy mary on me.
i hate it when my girlfriend sneaks in a fuzzy mary.
by jewface69 September 8, 2009
Get the fuzzy mary mug.To Mary Linton means to ask someone for favors as an outlaw while at the same time constantly berating them for being an outlaw.
Mary Linton : "Oh, Orthur, my dad and my brother are both in trouble only you as an outlaw can deal with it"
Orthur : "Hmm, I don't know"
Mary Linton: "Orthur please BE A MAN!"
Orthur: "K"
A few moments later: "Byeee Orthur you're an outlaw eww"
Orthur : "Hmm, I don't know"
Mary Linton: "Orthur please BE A MAN!"
Orthur: "K"
A few moments later: "Byeee Orthur you're an outlaw eww"
by oh_orthur! April 24, 2023
Get the Mary Linton mug.Another term for weed. A pun on words used in South America to mention marijuana.
Also a popular South American band, member of the cumbia villera style.
Also a popular South American band, member of the cumbia villera style.
Klaus is having a conversation with Mary the Iguana, don't talk to him he is so stoned.
A: Have you listened to Mary the Iguana?
B: r u nuts? those fuckin' asses deserve to die!!!!!!
A: Have you listened to Mary the Iguana?
B: r u nuts? those fuckin' asses deserve to die!!!!!!
by Dr-Lekter December 13, 2008
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Get the Ditte Marie mug.Katie-Marie's are not stinky people. They take showers and have, at the bare minimum, decent hygiene.
I also wouldn't say they are 'mean' per se...it depends on the person! Depending on who you are, she can be very cuddly and nice.
She's not a table stealer either. Chairs are uncomfortable for her. She prefers sofas, beds, or beanbags to lay down on. If there are any of these three things in the vicinity, yes, she will steal them!
Also, Katie-Marie is NOT a tiny person. She is very tall. She towers above people with her intimidating height. Yes, she is very TALL and intimidating.
I wouldn't go as far as to say she's 'scary' though. Just intimidating.
I don't understand why people would assume Katie-Marie's have bad highlighted hair either. Unless you consider having no highlighted hair as badly highlighted hair then, yes, Katie-Marie's have bad highlighted hair.
Lastly, always trust a Katie-Marie. Trust me, she always has your back...unless you don't have hers.
I also wouldn't say they are 'mean' per se...it depends on the person! Depending on who you are, she can be very cuddly and nice.
She's not a table stealer either. Chairs are uncomfortable for her. She prefers sofas, beds, or beanbags to lay down on. If there are any of these three things in the vicinity, yes, she will steal them!
Also, Katie-Marie is NOT a tiny person. She is very tall. She towers above people with her intimidating height. Yes, she is very TALL and intimidating.
I wouldn't go as far as to say she's 'scary' though. Just intimidating.
I don't understand why people would assume Katie-Marie's have bad highlighted hair either. Unless you consider having no highlighted hair as badly highlighted hair then, yes, Katie-Marie's have bad highlighted hair.
Lastly, always trust a Katie-Marie. Trust me, she always has your back...unless you don't have hers.
by kmp._. November 23, 2021
Get the Katie-Marie mug.1. A cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices.
2. When a male and female have sexual intercourse whilst the female is on her period
2. When a male and female have sexual intercourse whilst the female is on her period
1. Woman: Oh my god, I'd kill for a Bloody Mary right now
2. Me and John had a bloody mary last night in bed. It was awful
2. Me and John had a bloody mary last night in bed. It was awful
by Diamond Girl April 19, 2006
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