milfcat

a cat that lives in your milf

wow! man my milfcat is really scratchin me up and sometimes it vibrates

by amanda rowanda August 22, 2006

Miffed

"miffed" -- that is the word that comes out when you try to say "pissed" when your lady is covering your mouth with her lovliness....

When asked of his feelings about the matter, Harry said "I am miffed". Which we all know he was pissed but Gertrude's privates were covering his mouth at the time.

by The San Clemente Kid March 13, 2009

Miffy

Often in the past, I've searched for the correct word to use when talking about my internet geekyness.
But, not generally internet, mostly just Myspace.
Myspace freak? nah. To creepy.
Myspace geek? nah. To annoying.

So eventually the term evolved from Myspace Freak..
To MyspaceFreak
To MF
To Miff
To Miffy

I'm posting a blog about my latest date. Gah I'm so Miffy.

by Tacyyyyy<3 December 10, 2008

milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 14, 2011

Brownie Milf

a girl that is a brownie (girlscout) and was a slut and has a kid but shes hot

Madison used to be a girlscout but now she's a brownie milf.

by ILikeBrowniesInMilk September 6, 2009

Miffo^

Miffo^ is not a human, nor is he an animal. He is the missing link between humans and animals. He can be found next to your trash can eating trash.

I saw Miffo^ at the scrap yard yesterday! :O

by Kilroy November 30, 2004

SS] MILF [r

1. One who disobeys orders.
2. Couldn't find their way out of a paper bag with a map.
3. Someone that will never make the Sea Snipers clan.

I talked to my friend today, he's such a SS MILF r, he can't do anything right.

by [SS] Grifter March 1, 2005