Irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a gobdaw.
Him: I've made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. Hope you don't mind.
Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.
Her: You are an awful fecking messer, so you are.
by wheelieonline April 25, 2009
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by rallyreindeer January 14, 2011
Get the Messineo mug.Very, very drunk; being messy often results in bad judgement, throwing up and temporary memory loss.
1. I was messy last night, I can't remember a thing.
2. Good night last night mate, someone was messy!
2. Good night last night mate, someone was messy!
by charlie c December 23, 2006
Get the messy mug.To screw up really badly. As in a way that makes regular mess-up's look like peasants in comparison to the royal proportions of this particular mess-up.
Bro: how was your date last night?
King: Yeah, the date was going fine until I got in my car to leave and messed up royally.
Bro: what happened?
King: Well, I backed over her cat in the driveway... and then made a joke about it.
Bro: whatever, cats suck.
King: Yeah, the date was going fine until I got in my car to leave and messed up royally.
Bro: what happened?
King: Well, I backed over her cat in the driveway... and then made a joke about it.
Bro: whatever, cats suck.
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Get the im just messing mug.1. To be in disarray, not in order.
2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.
3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.
4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"
2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.
3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.
4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"
1. "This room is messy jerold, clean it up at once!"
2. "It was a messy divorce..."
3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."
4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.
2. "It was a messy divorce..."
3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."
4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.
by Olly J May 6, 2005
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