Mary Edwords

A potato cunt who laughs like a cut up potato and moves like a sliced potato. She also is a cannibal as she eats ... potatoes.

Me: mum, what’s for tea tonight?
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords

Me: ewwwww

Mary Edwords by Gaycie hoe May 16, 2019

Mary ham

Satan himself, fucking sexist bitch who killed Poppy gloria and take over Pewdiepie's channel

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

WHO KILLED POPPY GLORIA, AND IS FUCKING BITCH
-Mary ham!
ANNOYING AND UGLY AND BORING IS SHE
-Mary ham!

Mary ham by Randompersonfrominternet June 6, 2019

Mary Sadler

Mary Sadler is the kindest, prettiest, and funniest human being there is. If you meet a Mary Sadler, never ever let her go even if you are 500 mi apart from her. Mary Sadler loves to make people laugh, and she also loves to talk to everyone she meets. She is so outgoing and funny! I love u ms💗 - McGehee

McGehee: what do you think is for breakfast today?

Mary Sadler: I don’t know but I hope it’s french toast! *eats 11 french toast sticks*

Mary Sadler by mcgeheek24 June 26, 2019

Mary Strange

A beautiful person and the niece of doctor strange in marvel lol

Omg its mary strange the girl can you believe it.

Mary Strange by Summervsco2019 July 26, 2019

Mary Strange

A beautiful girl and the niece of doctor strange from marvel lol and also a frickin BOWL! Not rlly but yes

Omg mary strange it's so circle.

Mary Strange by Summervsco2019 July 26, 2019

Mary Rae 

someone good at maths, a redhead that wants to have black hair, tried it, and turned into a Reese's Cup. Then re dyed to red and turned into Wendy from Gravity falls. A extreme ONe Directioner, HaRrY not HaRdIN.

"have you seen Mary Rae, she real cute and looks like Wendy."

Mary Rae by HaRrY nOt HaRdIn October 9, 2019

mary kachowski

dang can this girl toot! she runs on lean cuisine and takis- and if she happens to sip some coffee? it’s over for that toilet! ever in need of high quality pictures of massive shits? you know who to call. with babs as her trusty sidekick, nothing can stop her!

“do you smell that?”
“yeah! it was mary kachowski!”

mary kachowski by soodoedum October 16, 2019