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i'm going to do so much winning

The cocky, optimistic view of one's future success. The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumpster, Trumper, Trumpet, The Apprentice, winning, Republican, winner, leader, CEO
I'm going to do so much winning when I start my new job, I may be CEO by the end of the year. You know who you sound like, I know I know, The Donald!
by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016
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I'm Petting My Dog

Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.
"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*
by HipstaSquirrel September 6, 2016
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I'm so fucking depressed

when you constantly feel like you're going to cry but you never do, and your heart feels heavy, and the world feels dark, and sometimes you try to distract yourself with other things, which helps but the feeling never truly goes away, and only lasts temporally, and you always end up going back to where you feel like you're mentally decaying.
Person 1-"I'm so fucking depressed"
person 2-"you're just doing it for attention"
by ChompCarrots September 21, 2022
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Oh Shit I'm going to die syndrome

defined in "How to roll a blunt for dummies"
so high, you dont enjoy the high, but just feel that death is near, usually experienced when smoking some really dank weed.
Kid 1: Oh dude, whats wrong with me? OH GOD, WHATS WRONG WITH ME?!

Kid 2: Chill out man, you just have Oh Shit I'm going to die syndrome, just go to sleep.
by sohighyo August 20, 2010
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yea i'm from the dirty north

a saying made up by incredible and original rap group bums bustin up mad shitor blowin up mad soon making fun of the rappers from the supposedly dirty south. and since new york is the same distance from canada as the dirty south is from mexico, it was renamed the dirty north.
"Yea i'm from the dirty north not the dirty south, that's why i got aluminum foil all up in my mouth. lookin like paul wall wit my tin grill, i bought at the 99 cent store for rill"
by BUMS July 4, 2006
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I'm in some deep bread

It means you're in pain, whether physical, mental, or emotional at the time
"I was in some pretty deep bread for a couple of months after the divorce, but I'm learning to cope."

"I'd love to be able to help you, but I'm in some deep bread mentally and should really take care of that"
by Roman-Birb October 31, 2020
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