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Tennessee Log Jammer

The act of forcing a large object ( wood handle, bowling pin, small novalty bat ect,,,) into the anus of a willing and toothless girl from Tennessee or Gloucester City NJ while severly impacting the colon.
I met a girl at a bar called the Pirates den and bought her a few drinks, we later went to a motel and she demanded I give her a Tennessee log jammer until she split in two!
by Transamguy December 17, 2012
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Frisco Log Ride

The act of putting your ass up to someone else's ass and shitting into their ass
"Bruce gave me the ol frisco log ride lastnight"
by Pivotman February 24, 2008
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third log syndrome

Anything that can be described as impossible, or defying a set law of the universe; something which has the ability to disrupt the space time continuum.
In Back To The Future Part III, as the third log hits in the locomative, the delorean's front lifts up into the air, which is impossible with the set limits shown in the movie. Third Log Syndrome.
by KevinTehLeet September 18, 2006
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canadian log jump

It's when you cover your penis in Maple syrup and titty fuck with a pearl necklace aftermath.
That mounty let me do the Canadian log jump on her.
by Roger consula March 9, 2017
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log cabin republicans

A branch of the Republican Party for gays. (I don't know what they are thinking)
California is having a fund raiser sponsored by the Log Cabin Rpublicans.
by Dennis James Perry August 18, 2003
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Log Cabin Republican

A gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his sexual orientation. The modern equivalent of "Jews for Hitler".
After voting for Romney, the Log Cabin Republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.
by rtv0587 June 23, 2012
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log(funny)=-1

A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.
Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out
by ComradeWave April 12, 2023
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