Elvis has left the building

When a guy's member has exited his boxer shorts by sneaking out of the flap during the night.

Sally woke up, rolled over, and looked at Frank.

It appears that Elvis has left the building, Sally thought to herself.

by Ae5Ea8 March 15, 2015

left lane

The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.

All cars with Colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

on your left

What cyclists say by convention as they pass each other on the road, or occasionally as they ride near pedestrians. It is infinitely more cool than mounting a dorky little horn or bell on your handlebars and squeezing it at every opportunity. It may not be always be strictly necessary, but it is a little courtesy that will get you cred and make you look experienced.

<College student races to class and overtakes a pack of spandex cyclists, but remains silent.>

"On your left! On your leeeeeft!" You gotta let us know! Where are your manners?"

<sound of metal crunching and muffled screams. this guy will not have to say this for a while.>

by spinningtabletop January 31, 2009

Leftical

Noun: Slang:
Leftical: Left testical

Oh my god dude! I just popped my leftical!

by Carter Hansen December 8, 2006

left tarded

1) The inability to use the left side of your body well, beyond just being right dominant.
2) Sucking at using the left side of your body to the point where you think the left side of your body is retarded.

Alan: "Dude, you suck at doing those side steps!"
Dylan: "I can't help it, man! I'm left tarded!"

by Righty {:) March 27, 2011

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

leftism

Leftism is a contagious political mental disorder that puts you and your people at risk.

Spencer: *Writes song lyric* "Math is gay"
Teacher: That's very offensive! You should be ashamed of yourself.
Jake: *Laughs* You have leftism loser. Stay away from me!

by Jake16261 June 28, 2019