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knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.
by mr astronaught October 31, 2011
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knocked sick

when a group of people begin singing Wonderwall By Oasis, you feel a terrible feeling. This is being knocked sick
''Hey, James & David are singing Oasis!"
*Feels Sick*
''I have successfully been knocked sick''
by Jean Claude Rag Man December 10, 2013
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Knock Off News

1. A news article with an attached headline that's written for the purpose of being passed off as a significant piece of news; i.e. click bait.

2. A piece of news that resembles quality news but lacks thorough reasoning and explanation as to why it should be considered significant to the reader or viewer. Usually takes much less time and effort to write about then a significant piece of news; i.e. yellow journalism.

3. News that lacks basic citation and sourcing techniques, opting for unverified primary or secondary sources in order to increase the speed at which the article or social media post is published. Might be written for the intended purpose of progressing a personal stance on a subject that would otherwise be impossible if the news were properly sourced; i.e. fake news.

4. A cheap imitation of a piece of quality news. Written with lower grammatical and spelling standards than the original piece of quality news. Derived from primary source articles without proper citation back to the original article. Often found on sites with business practices that are based around publishing trending stories en masse as they begin to go viral online; i.e content farms.

6. Advertisements and editorials that are written with the intent to be seen as quality news. While they may contain a proper citation, they are often written and placed in such a manner that they go unnoticed by the average reader or viewer; i.e. advertorial.
"This story on the local news about a local dog show seems like knock off news and is a waste of my time."
by Stang February 14, 2017
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The Knocks

"I know you're not talking shit coming from the knocks."
by Knocksville October 15, 2022
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tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest
While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.
by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020
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fair knock

by mccutch December 28, 2020
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hard knock life

From the musical Annie. Also background soundtrack for "fail compilations" and snuff/rekt videos.
It's the hard knock life.
by sigmundur May 18, 2018
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