get the jump

Defined as,the success of having sex with someone.ie.getting laid

Friend:so did you get the jump last night?Lucky Man:I sure did.She was surprisingly easy!

by Conor Trolly o' Hanlon May 25, 2007

ski jump

First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.

Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!

Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.

by RileyM September 22, 2008

Chinese Jump Rope

A stream of ejaculation, prematurely released by a Chinese man landing at the feet of their intended sexual partner.

P. Chang was so excited by the idea of making love that his little oyster dick jizzed the moment he dropped his pants causing nearby customers in the restaurant to rise out of their seats, hurdle the Chinese Jump Rope and run for the exit.

by Harry P. Nusses March 22, 2011

look jump rape

1. LOOK JUMP RAPE - the ultimate three step plan.

To studying like the stealthy ninja, then to leap in to the air like the mighty gazelle, then to go at them like a mother fucking angry bull at a gate.

"did you catch paul on that ledge the other night trying to win at life?" " oh the favela with the dual rangers?" " thats right he was looking!" "ah look jump rape"

by ERIC BLU November 8, 2012

Punks jump up

An old school rap song, but also a phrase that ends with "...to get beat down", what it means is that people who are the first to talk shit are usually the ones who get messed up in a fight...these are perhaps the wisest words of the streets...don't be that punk

OG chillin on the stoop

Wigger walks by and trips over the OG's stretched out legs

Wigger: "Watch it MAAN!"

OG: "My fault, but you shud really be lookin where you goin"

Wigger: "shutup old man before i bust a cap!!"

OG: "Word? Let's see you do it then white boy"

4 more OG's come out of the crib

Wigger: "Oh shit"

Beatdown ensues....Punks jump up......

by Ze Black Mamba January 6, 2012

37 Jump Street

(adjective, noun) Taken from the movie remake of 21 Jump Street. When you're so drunk that you made it from 21 Jump Street all the way to 37 Jump Street in a wild night of bar hopping.

"I heard Gray got pretty drunk last night?"

"Yeah, he went all the way to 37 Jump Street."

by QuitLookinAround January 3, 2014

Hippo Jump

First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick

Ira hippo jumped off of Alex's bookbag and hit brendo's head

by ira reed January 19, 2009