Josh jump

When playing any of the Tony Hawk Pro Skater games, you fail to gain more than 3 inches of air from a half-pipe

How are you gonna beat my score if you keep josh-jumping like that?

by The Greg June 10, 2004

The Josh Pit

The Josh Pit is like a mosh pit, except in a Josh Pit, Josh is beaten to a pasty pulp and scraped off the floor when done.

We all had a grand time at the Slipknot concert.....we were in the Josh Pit.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

Pulled a Josh

the act of drinking excessively on a school night, then going to school hungover the next morning.

i pulled a Josh last night and now i cant concentrate due to my head being split open.

by Rune February 15, 2005

Josh Mallinson

A funny, funky, gay and happy dude, who has many a good friend and considers himself to be an 'Acid Raver'.

He DJ's 'Acid House' and is extremely interested in 1980's Synthesized music.

He is a model and icon to his generation.

1 ) 'Doing a Josh Mallinson' : When someone has told a joke or said/done something so funny, you are rolling around on the floor laughing, whilst peeing yourself.

2) As common language : '...Do you know Josh Mallinson? He's a well safe guy!'

3) As Bad Language : '...What the Josh Mallinson Do You Think You Are Doing?!...'

4) As Showing An Example Of HomoSexuality : ' Josh Mallinson Is A Lovely Gay Man.'

by Joshua A.K.A DJ.Moonman January 13, 2009

hot josh

When one or more men shits on the balls of another man.

A Warm Josh would be if the target has cellophane wrap on his balls and one or more men shit on it.

A Cold Josh is when one or more men poop on glass above the target man's balls.

"I thought I had a "chilli dog" but one or more men shit on my balls, therefore it was a hot josh."

"What did you do last night?"
"Stayed in and had a hot josh party."

by hotjoshness January 28, 2010

do a Josh

to 'do a Josh' is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. Therefore their groundwork is in vain.

Hey, I saw Fred do a Josh the other day - he's not going to get anywhere with that chick!

by ApexB October 4, 2005

Josh Silvester

Josh, Short for Joshua, A tall and slim gentleman with a dry sense of humour. Silvester another word for Jester which gives away his comedy side. It's a bit of a clue.

Josh also stands for (Just Obscene Sexual Hugs).

Gay Homo Sexual Geek Josh Silvester

by LarsFromMars June 5, 2011