joints

A word used to describe how tight or how good a female is during sex.

man i was fuckin this one breezy, man she had joints i cant wait to fuck her again!

by Kir'stie May 21, 2005

janitalia

1) Cleaning supplies
2) Cleaning supplies for one's family jewels

clive complimented fook-mee for her proficient use of janitalia after his happy ending

by ukbiffa November 2, 2007

Jonathan Barnes

Huge cock, makes women come 10 times over, stomps on other fags.
Cum tastes of marshmallows.

I got Jonathan Barnes'd last night.

by jem1847 April 18, 2016

Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, anti-brain zap tablet boxes, or anything you can find. You can purchase ready-made Jonathans in Argos.

Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.

by Pianopunkxo August 20, 2017

Jonathan

He’s a bitch

Jonathan you’re a bitch

by Deslselerlrr December 5, 2018

Jonathan

A cowboy baby 🤠

Jonathan: Wow look at that yeeyee juice I'mma drink it
Friend: NOOO
Jonathan: I got the horses in the back :))
Hand over the toes or I'll go to trader Joe's

by C.A.T.H.Y March 28, 2019

Jonathan

The quite kid thats going to shoot up the school. He makes jojo refrences and likes anime.

"oh boi jonathan is making a jojo refrence while shooting up the school again"

by gay cancer man February 24, 2020