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jarl balgrif 

Jarl balgrif is the Lord of the rings. he can also be know as jarl ballin.
I'm jarl balgrif and I be ballin.
jarl balgrif by TheShrekCult September 26, 2017
Related Words
Jared jarvis Jar jarrod JART Jaron Jar Jar Binks jarhead jarred Jarring

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read 

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine
"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

Jared Fogle 

Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.
Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo
Jared Fogle by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
An awesome guy who loves everyone. He has a really great singing voice and is really funny. He's someone who really cares about people and really listens and comforts people. He is often found spending time with friends or rehersing for his next play.
I broke up with my boyfriend, and Jarret was there to help me through it.

I want to ask Jarret out, but I got intimidated when I heard him sing.
Jarret by Quflistener November 5, 2011
the act of owning the best items one can for their corresponding level in the game World of Warcraft.
hey Lokta. give me your gutrender. your no where near close to jarmen and if you give it to me ill become jarmen.
jarmen by 2wen September 23, 2008
proper noun
pronounced: 'Här-REE`toess'

a Mexican soft-drink (meaning a carbonated beverage) which has made its way to the States. I my self first saw it at a Bigg's grocery store in Cincinnati, Ohio (where I reside).
Personally, my favorite flavor of Jarritos is Tamarind\Tamarindo. No other soda like it; almost as tantalizing as Jone's Soda. Second would come Tuti-fruit (carbonated Mexican punch).
Jarritos by Victor Van Styn August 14, 2005