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Shakey Jake

A person being so completely stoned out of their mind from only a few hits of Mary J. Thus causing them to lose control of their normal functions and begin a state of constatnt shaking.
Hey - its Shakey Jake!
by JAM May 16, 2004
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jake sex

when you stick your "jake" (penis) in a girl's mouth or hand and between her boobs. As opposed to regular sex when you hide your jake in a girl. Regular sex is preferred by most guys but jake sex is still quite pleasurable if performed by the right girl.
My girlfriend sucks at regular sex but she gives amazing jake sex
by Jakeee April 4, 2008
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jake pauler

1. Someone who is subscribed/following Jake Paul

2. Someone who adores Jake Paul
Did you hear that Natalie is a Jake Pauler too?
by Emma Bear 🐻 April 6, 2017
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Jake

jake is a kind, caring and loving person, jake always has your best interests at heart, jake is hot and a sexy devil, you will sometimes find that jake is a bit emo and will sometimes say the wrong thing but if you love a jake you will feel like a godess cause jakes always care for the people they love.
sophie: ''omg did you see Jake there now''

lousie: '' yeah havent you heard hes going out with laura''
sophie: '' God shes so lucky hes such a sexy devil, i bet she feels like a godess''
by lulu<3jake April 18, 2012
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indie jake

A well fit bloke who sports vnecks and messy hair that is NOT straightened to bits. Listens to the Kooks and dances bare cute. Unlike any unintellectual chav.
Has an adorable little indie girlfriend. Plays guitar and sings in a local band.
Cali:Oh my god like look at indie jake he is just so like amazingly perfect. JAKE! I LOVE YOU!

Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by misslukepritchard September 30, 2008
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jake gyllenhaal

The most beautiful man to walk the face of the earth. He is amazing...and Donnie Darko was not over-rated. It is amazing.
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
jake gyllenhaal is an orgasm for your eyes
by Spoogie December 21, 2007
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Jakeem

A type of bug. It is a rare species of arachnid mixed with a praying mantis and a cricket. Also has a fetish for boobs
Wow Frank, look under that rock!! It's a Jakeem!
by asswann May 24, 2017
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