Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.

*A giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it*

You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*

by A Non-E Moose December 11, 2007

Joshua Homme

Joshua Michael Homme (born May 17, 1973) is a musician from Palm Desert, California.
He is most famous for his band Queens of the Stone Age but has worked with other bands such as Eagles of Death Metal, Screaming Trees and The Desert Sessions.

Josh works with various artists including Nick Oliveri, Mark Lanegan, Dave Grohl, Jesse "The Devil" Hughes and Troy Van Leeuwen.
Most of the people he works with are known to take mushrooms, LSD and other drugs in the desert to make music.
This is released as The Desert Sessions.

Joshua Homme is 6ft 5 and will kick your ass.

by Alf Muniz June 24, 2006

Joslyn

A beautiful maiden thats what it seriously means people

Guy1: wow who is that girl?!
guy2:thats Joslyn

Guy1:her name is SO fitting

by pinkloveskull01 August 14, 2012

Joshua

the most amazing guy there is in this universe. He's silly, spontaneous, a bad ass, talented, good with music, a bit nerdy, passionate, and by far the best u could ever want in a man. His passion and caring for the one he loves goes beyond anything you could expect and he's a wonderful dancer. He'll go the extra mile to surprise you or make you happy. Also he's a great friend and can mingle with anyone and make them laugh.

Girl: Man, i wish he was mine.
Other Girl: who? my joshua?
Girl:yea
Other Girl: too bad. hes my perfect boyfriend.

by katherine crouch June 4, 2011

Joseph

A man who is very kind, loving and passionate. A best friend and someone you should keep around for a long time. someone who never lets you down and always makes you smile and laugh.

That Joseph is so passionate about everything he does.

by Smexykisses June 2, 2011

Josiah

An amazing, funny person. Out of all your friends, Josiah will most likely display the most leadership. Josiah's are very intelligent, and will have a great career with a great salary in life. Josiah's will always try new things, and are daredevils too. But, a Josiah will always settle down and enjoy one of his favorite hobbies, playing with action figures.

Caleb - Dude, that kid was so funny.

Jonah - I know Cal, he was such a Josiah.

Caleb - So true!

by The Name's Josiah... Hello! August 22, 2011

Joshua

Funniest most intoxicating man you'll ever meet. They are often majestic and rare. Found in the oddest places. They can make your heart stop.

¨Joshua, I can't believe you did that¨ Said the girl laughing

by Wikeffa Rashon March 1, 2014