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Jordanny 

Name given to a typical Dominican boy. Swears he's Speedy Gonzalez, but knows damn well he can never beat Usain Bolt's son (Chevaughn Bolt) in a race. Is apparently dating Jenna, but doesn't know it. Swears he has hoes, but his "hoes" are unaware of the fact that they are his hoes. Looks like a rat.
Person: Jordanny is a fucking whore.

Jen: No he's not.
Jordanny by TJVan February 2, 2017
Jordan has huge nostrils that can fit the whole world in them. He is usually in love with Taylor’s and I super annoying and gay and way TOO clingy.
He loves Taylor he must be a Jordan
Jordan by Hshshsshshshs May 30, 2018
He gets angry at small things on a daily basis, hates blue books, and most importantly has a small willy
Jordan has a small willy!
Jordan by JordanhasAsmallWilly July 26, 2018
Jordans are amazing. They usually have long ass hair. They like smiling, tempting the ladies and flipping over shit (parkour). They make great friends and amazing partners. You're one lucky girl if you have a Jordan. They're great at fixing things and might have a little ADHD. But they're sooooo cute. And they have great abs. Most of them are already taken. If you find a Jordan, hold on to him and cherish him.
Is Emma dating Jordan? No way. She's so freaking lucky.
Jordan by Runawaywriter October 30, 2018
A crazy, know it all who likes trying to be in control, but fails everytime.
“Did you hear how Jordanne was with her boyfriend at the mall?”
“Yea, she really bit the dust on that one..”
Jordanne by Thatguy1521 June 15, 2021

Isaac Jordan 

Isaac Jordan , he is the funniest , most handsome , and kind person you’ll ever meet, he loves to make people happy and laugh , as well as having a very cheeky side. All he wants is a girlfriend that he can please , with personality and his huge fucking dick. If you ever meet an Isaac Jordan be sure to talk to him , he’ll love to talk with you about anything. All most every other girl I know thinks he’s hot and cute and secretly would love to be his gf. More than anything , Isaac J will be the best boyfriend ever, he’ll watch movies , cuddle , and please a girl in every way he can , he may seem not as good as the other boys but trust , he is the most loving , loyal , and funniest of them all , and if you find yourself an Isaac Jordan , be sure to be with him and get him before someone else snatches him up !
Did you see Isaac Jordan ?

Yeh I wish he was my BF !!
Why’s that ?
Um what ? He’s Isaac Jordan
Isaac Jordan by Findingthebestboys February 9, 2019