Jade

Jade is the definition of cringe. She is the human manifestation of the word cringe. No matter what you say, or what you do, when you utter the name “Jade” cringe will run through your mind 1000 times for 1000 years. When a singular person named Jade is in ones presence, the very aura of cringe is felt within the room

1: Hey who’s that?
2: That’s J.
1: What does J stand for, Jade
1+2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT *ruptures an organ and fucking dies*

by OhNoItsJoe July 18, 2021

Jade mohamed

someone who gets emotionally attached to fictional characters and definitely secretly likes luka. also is super cool and whatnot 😎

I love Jade mohamed

by Simp 💃 July 24, 2021

jade telon

scorpio minor who has an affair with Juanito feito

You see that mf who just got off the getbus? We call them Jade Telon s round deez parts.

by bh4dbh4b13 February 19, 2022

Jade

Jade is a girl who is a bitch.

Jade is a bitch that’s all you gotta know.

by Cream I February 21, 2022

jade and jaden

just two people with commitment issues trying to commit to each other

Jade and Jaden trying to solve their problem every other day.

Jade: what are we?
Jaden: what do you think we are?
Jade: a mess.

by jade lol February 27, 2022

Jade

A short lightskin girl that is funny(joke) and very intelligent

Jade is a joke

by Jonggh jb cxx March 2, 2022

jade

the quiet girl in class who always knows the answer and has all the notes . she’s very nice and you should talk to her , she might know the answer to question 6 .

“jade , what’s the answer to question 6? “
“ 红色”

“oh okay thanks thanks”

by sapphicsweater March 3, 2022